"Unbetitelt" (German) - having no title or headline — orteil42: i’m approaching my mid-thirties but i...

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orteil42

i’m approaching my mid-thirties but i still feel like such a teenager i need to cut down on the “lmfao” and “hell yea dude” and ease myself into the “That’s rich coming from you” part of my life

grannygoesduckhunting

OR, and hear me out on this, you could just embrace it and make every teen in a 10 mile radius cringe every time they see you bc you’ve traumatized them once already when you showed up at your 15 year-old niece’s birthday party unannounced, downed half a litre of punch straight from the bowl and greeted everyone with “yooooo what’s up dude! this is party is banging lmao” until your sister violently had to remove you from her house

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Lol we almost died.

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My grandma used to pick me and my sister’s up from school and she’d always go over the speed limit and one time she got into a race with us in the car. She fucking won.

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One time after a concert my dad drove us home, scratched a Ferrari on the way out of the parking garage, got into a race with a motorcycle, won bc the driver of the motorcycle suddenly slowed down, but he hadn’t noticed the reason WHY the other dude had slowed down so suddenly had been a police car, was chased by the cops and when they finally caught up with us he got off with only a warning bc he charmed the police lady

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